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Meet The Goats - 2026

Serendipitous Sassafras

Nigerian dwarf

Weight:

0

Age:

1.5

Superpower:

X-ray vision

Dandelions

Favorite Food:

Years of Experience:

0

Waylon Jennings

Alpine

Weight:

6

Age:

7

Superpower:

Bones made of adamantium

Skittles

Favorite Food:

Years of Experience:

6

Jolene (Jill)

Nigerian Dwarf

Weight:

1

Age:

6

Superpower:

Climbing

Whatever you’re holding

Favorite Food:

Years of Experience:

1

Gertie

Pygmy

Weight:

0

Age:

1

Superpower:

Escaping

Chips

Favorite Food:

Years of Experience:

0

Dirty Steve Buckwheat

Mini Nubian

Weight:

2

Age:

3

Superpower:

Odor

Gatorade

Favorite Food:

Years of Experience:

2

Willie

Mini Nubian

Weight:

1

Age:

2

Superpower:

Being lazy

Animal crackers

Favorite Food:

Years of Experience:

1

Saquon

Boer

Weight:

0

Age:

1

Superpower:

Able to leap firewood stacks in a single bound and cartwheel!!

Forage

Favorite Food:

Years of Experience:

0

Napoleon Dynamite

Boer

Weight:

1

Age:

4

Superpower:

Fence Yoga

Dry Pasta

Favorite Food:

Years of Experience:

1

Ziggy Stardust

Nubian

Weight:

1

Age:

4

Superpower:

Pick Pocketing

Oley Goat Feed

Favorite Food:

Years of Experience:

1

Boots

Nigerian dwarf

Weight:

1

Age:

2

Superpower:

Top notch cuddler

Apples

Favorite Food:

Years of Experience:

1

Swiper

Nigerian dwarf

Weight:

1

Age:

2

Superpower:

He can swipe your heart without you knowing

Saltines

Favorite Food:

Years of Experience:

1

Walter

Saanen Mix

Weight:

0

Age:

4

Superpower:

Snuggles villains until they emotionally reconsider their life choices

Mom's most expensive plants

Favorite Food:

Years of Experience:

0

Daisy

Saanen Mix

Weight:

0

Age:

4

Superpower:

cowardly curiosity

Poultry Crumbles

Favorite Food:

Years of Experience:

0

Walter Wheels Ranochak

Pygmy

Weight:

3

Age:

3

Superpower:

Fast as lightning

Utz cheese balls

Favorite Food:

Years of Experience:

3

Snoop Goat

Pgymy

Weight:

3

Age:

3

Superpower:

loving the ladies

Doritos

Favorite Food:

Years of Experience:

3

Hope

Boer

Weight:

0

Age:

1

Superpower:

Fearless curiosity

Carrots and cabbage

Favorite Food:

Years of Experience:

0

Luna

Nigerian Dwarf

Weight:

8

Age:

9

Superpower:

Eating cardboard and forcing her owners to hand feed her

Sugar cones

Favorite Food:

Years of Experience:

8

Oliver

Pigme i

Weight:

5

Age:

7

Superpower:

filmmaker

Everyone else’s

Favorite Food:

Years of Experience:

5

Violent

Pigme

Weight:

2

Age:

3

Superpower:

Lag stands

Hot Cheetos

Favorite Food:

Years of Experience:

2

Gertrude

Pigme

Weight:

3

Age:

6

Superpower:

Invisibility

Finally, aged vegetables scraps33

Favorite Food:

Years of Experience:

3

Phoebe

Nigerian dwarf

Weight:

0

Age:

1

Superpower:

Back jumper

Animal crackers

Favorite Food:

Years of Experience:

0

Willow

Spanish Mountain Goat

Weight:

0

Age:

6

Superpower:

Mean Muggin

Kale

Favorite Food:

Years of Experience:

0

Skippy

Pygmy

Weight:

0

Age:

2

Superpower:

Escape Artist

Timmy pellets

Favorite Food:

Years of Experience:

0

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